Oh deer. Oh deer oh deer.
Credit: Quickmeme.com
A couple of months ago I broke the news that a man had been filmed shoving an aubergine up his arse on the bus.
Now it's time to tell you about a man who was driving along and getting noshed off by his girlfriend before a deer ran out onto the road, forcing him to brake and her to subsequently bite down on his pecker.
The poor sod was having the time of his life, driving along a country road in the Waldviertel area in Austria until his wiener was pretty much ripped separated from his body.
He was in excruciating pain. So much so that they had to call an ambulance, with paramedics treating him at the scene. Well it would, your dick's just been bitten on so hard that the dentist would give you a life's pass from ever returning.
Credit: Walt Disney
Must have been an awkward conversation with the paramedic, admitting your yoghurt slinger was out and about, shaking it all about.
'What happened here sir?'
Well, Gertrude was sucking me off when I was driving, right. We do this quite a bit. Then this deer came and ran right in front of the road and I had to brake'.
'Ok, sir, vague details are fine'.
'No I want to be thorough. So yeah she then bit on my love muscle so hard that it almost ripped off. That's why I'm here now'.
But there is an important moral to this story. Similar to how we should not be driving and using our mobile phones, you shouldn't be getting sucked off and driving.
Don't durb and drive.
Main credit: PA/HBO
0 comments:
Post a Comment